Do not let this post mislead you, for the necktie is not dead but will rise again. Happy Easter, everyone.
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Amid the egg hunts, chocolate bunnies and flower bonnets, how can the menswear aficionado add some style to Easter Sunday? How about dyeing Easter eggs, but with the unique twist of transfering the color and pattern of silk neckties.
1) Take old neckties made of silk, tear them apart, and tightly wrap each raw egg with the outside of the tie facing the egg’s surface.
2) Tightly secure the fabric against the egg with twine, string or dental floss.
3) Wrap the egg in another layer of white fabric, such as the necktie’s liner. Secure it tightly around the silk–wrapped egg as in previous step.
4) Place the wrapped eggs into a pot and fill with water and three tablespoons of vinegar. The water should cover the eggs by an inch.
5) Bring to a boil, then simmer for 20 minutes.
6) Remove the eggs and carefully unwrap them. If a shiny surface is desired, wipe with olive oil.
Happy Easter! — MATTHEW KARL GALE