The Bit Slip


Who knew Gucci made a slipper version of its iconic bit loafer? Pair with velvet smoking jacket for relaxing evenings at home. Price $570. — CC

21 Comments on "The Bit Slip"

  1. Chewco L.P. (Offshore) | October 18, 2016 at 2:50 pm |

    Thanks Christian! I just chundered all over my keyboard.

    This will go nicely with a wrinkled pearly-white linen suit, a leopard-skin pattern silk shirt with the collar folded OVER the jacket lapel, and a golden AK-47.

  2. Hah, you should see the fur-lined fashion-atrocious ones for women. Or rather, you shouldn’t.

  3. Strictly for Bond villains when lounging in their secret island lairs.

  4. Mitchell S. | October 18, 2016 at 5:09 pm |

    An ostentatious display of conspicuous consumption. I picture the Donald wearing the bit-slip and silk pajamas while sipping brandy and lighting a Cuban cigar with a c-note.

  5. These are laughably bad, but if you click on the link it gets even worse.

  6. I imagine Fredo Corleone strolling about a shag carpeted casino floor trying to bang cocktail waitresses two at a time causing players to go drinkless at the tables.

  7. “They should all be destroyed.” -Robert Muldoon of blessed memory, formerly beloved game warden of Jurassic Park

  8. Gucci Gucci | October 18, 2016 at 6:01 pm |

    My wife has a pair of these and she loves them.

  9. Michael Brady | October 18, 2016 at 6:31 pm |


  10. Michael Brady | October 18, 2016 at 6:32 pm |

    Anyone remember Jesus Weejuns?

  11. Roger C. Russell II | October 18, 2016 at 10:54 pm |

    Bad, gross, awful, then bad again

  12. Michael Brady
    If by “jesus Weejuns” you mean taking a utility knife to penny loafers to make sandals then yes.

  13. No! Just….NO!

  14. A pair of these, a pair of those Prince Albert slippers embroidered with a school you didn’t go to, some tight white jeans and you’re good to go …. to your gynecologist appointment.

  15. Cranston Hughes | October 19, 2016 at 12:05 pm |

    for an extra $180, Sergio Rossi’s grandson will sidewalk chalk them into an Italian impressionistic abortion.

  16. DCG, your comment made my day. The quote is even better when read in Muldoon’s accent!

  17. Y’all are funny…and, I agree.

  18. Today I saw a girl wearing the fur lined version of these slippers at my college. I was shocked, very out of place in Poughkeepsie. Then again, could be seen as a horrible, modern version of the Vassar girl in horsebit loafers.

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