The Bit Slip


Who knew Gucci made a slipper version of its iconic bit loafer? Pair with velvet smoking jacket for relaxing evenings at home. Price $570. — CC

19 Comments on "The Bit Slip"

  1. Chewco L.P. (Offshore) | October 18, 2016 at 2:50 pm |

    Thanks Christian! I just chundered all over my keyboard.

    This will go nicely with a wrinkled pearly-white linen suit, a leopard-skin pattern silk shirt with the collar folded OVER the jacket lapel, and a golden AK-47.

  2. Hah, you should see the fur-lined fashion-atrocious ones for women. Or rather, you shouldn’t.

  3. Strictly for Bond villains when lounging in their secret island lairs.

  4. Mitchell S. | October 18, 2016 at 5:09 pm |

    An ostentatious display of conspicuous consumption. I picture the Donald wearing the bit-slip and silk pajamas while sipping brandy and lighting a Cuban cigar with a c-note.

  5. These are laughably bad, but if you click on the link it gets even worse.

  6. I imagine Fredo Corleone strolling about a shag carpeted casino floor trying to bang cocktail waitresses two at a time causing players to go drinkless at the tables.

  7. “They should all be destroyed.” -Robert Muldoon of blessed memory, formerly beloved game warden of Jurassic Park

  8. Gucci Gucci | October 18, 2016 at 6:01 pm |

    My wife has a pair of these and she loves them.

  9. Michael Brady | October 18, 2016 at 6:31 pm |


  10. Michael Brady | October 18, 2016 at 6:32 pm |

    Anyone remember Jesus Weejuns?

  11. Roger C. Russell II | October 18, 2016 at 10:54 pm |

    Bad, gross, awful, then bad again

  12. Michael Brady
    If by “jesus Weejuns” you mean taking a utility knife to penny loafers to make sandals then yes.

  13. No! Just….NO!

  14. A pair of these, a pair of those Prince Albert slippers embroidered with a school you didn’t go to, some tight white jeans and you’re good to go …. to your gynecologist appointment.

  15. Cranston Hughes | October 19, 2016 at 12:05 pm |

    for an extra $180, Sergio Rossi’s grandson will sidewalk chalk them into an Italian impressionistic abortion.

  16. DCG, your comment made my day. The quote is even better when read in Muldoon’s accent!

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