Get Inside JFK’s Shorts

For the really, REALLY hardcore JFK fan, a chance to buy his 1959 Brooks Brothers boxers. Just think of the action they’ve seen. Yours on eBay for a mere $2,600

15 Comments on "Get Inside JFK’s Shorts"

  1. If they have a towel that smells like Marilyn Monroe I’ll start the bidding at $2600.


  2. The wisecrack bar has been set!

  3. @misterswingeasy | November 2, 2017 at 2:32 pm |

    …just spray some Chanel No 5 on one, sacksuit. Cheaper. T.

  4. I’m surprised he even wore boxers, they’d just slow him down.

  5. Went to this museum in Gettysburg and saw one of JFK’s glen plaid suits on display about five years ago, but did not see any boxers then.

  6. Mitchell S. | November 2, 2017 at 5:07 pm |

    They’re probably cursed.

  7. Poison Ivy Leaguer | November 2, 2017 at 5:22 pm |

    I’m suspicious of the authenticity. Name tape was for summer camp and prep school. In 1959 JFK was a senator.

  8. Richard Meyer | November 2, 2017 at 5:41 pm |

    I wonder what Trump’s boxers will fetch one day?

  9. Vern Trotter | November 2, 2017 at 6:22 pm |

    Yes, what adult has a name tape on his underwear? Like many such items, authenticity is very hard to prove unless one would DNA test.

  10. It seems like he forgot to have them picked up from the cleaners, given that they were found in a storage locker belonging to “The Peoples Dry Cleaners” of Georgetown. The tag looks to be as old as the boxers.

  11. Carmelo Pugliatti | November 2, 2017 at 8:09 pm |

    How much for Nixon’s shorts?

  12. Carmelo, they will be available when we hold the RICO auction of Roger Stone’s assets. You’ll just have to wait until then.

    If, in the meantime, you’d like some of Paul Manafort’s Brioni suits, they will be up for sale shortly.

  13. @Bob Mueller:

    If you are certain Paul Manafort’s suits are Brioni, please contact the “Los Angeles Times”.

    They are trying to figure out where Paul Manafort’s suits came from.

  14. You guys can fight over Marily’s towel. I’d rather drink her bath water.

  15. Umm. That’s verging on TMI, CC.

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